E20: Big Sad Eyes and an Antique Hot Dog

E19: Texas Pete and a Parking Lot Carnival

E18: A Judgy Face and Your Grandma's Drawers

E17: Beef Baloney Dan and the Hot Zone

E16: Judy Garland and a Sexy Troll Doll

E15: Somebody's Grandmother and the A-List

E14: Cheddar Cheese and a Squirrel Circus

E13: Dammit Sandra and Viking Ancestors

E12: Silly Frills and a Depressed Garden Gnome

E11: One Tiny Incision and a Coffin Dress

E10: Higgledy-Piggledy and a Cat Show

E09: Tuna Florentine and a Clean Handoff

E08: Hot Butter and Toxic Narcissism

E07: Pork Butt and a Mall Walker

E06: Wile E. Coyote and a Pretentious Douche

E05: Fake Bacon and a Plan to Kill All of Us

E04: Twirly Flippy Men and a Dirty Bird

E03: Goat Yogurt and Ample Parking

E02: Pop Pop and a Puma

E01: Audrey Hepburn and a Jalepeño Pepper

E22: Crazy Hair and a Teeny Tiny Part of Canada

E21: Finger Guns and Beef Bourguignon

E20: Triple Dip and an Overhand Grip

E19: Lumbar Support and Old Pork

E18: Soup Town and a Little Blonde Mongoose

E17: A Dark Closet and Therapy with Horses

E16: Skippy and the Knowledge Hole

E15: Sparkling Banter and a Failing Steel Town

E14: Kalamazoo and a Bad Wedge of Brie

E13: Big Floor Pillows and a Ball of Fire

E12: Hacky Sack and a Beautiful Experience

E11: Foot Powder and the Barrelworks Pirates

E10: Flamingos and a Dance-Based Exercise Class

E09: Pork Loin and a Beat-up Monte Carlo

E08: Jell-O Shots and the Truth About Santa

E07: Puzzle Club and a Closet Party

E06: Cottage Cheese and a Weird Buzz

E05: Flying Monkeys and a Tank of Nitrous

E04: Big Sauce and Coconut Water

E03: Ambulance Chasers and a Babbling Brook

E02: Go-Go Boots and a Butt Cushion

E01: Pre-Washed Lettuce and a Mime

E22: Diamond Earrings and a Pumpkin Head

E21: Phone Confetti and a Wee Dingle

E20: Ocular Fluid and Fighting Robots

E19: A Taco Bowl and a Tubby Seamstress

E18: Spaghetti Sauce and a Dumpster Fire

E17: Crazy Snakes and a Clog to the Head

E16: Eight Cats and the Hat Show

E15: Esta Loca and a Little Klingon

E14: Charlotte Brontë and a Backhoe

E13: Pudding and a Screen Door

E12: Push-Down Coffee and a Working Turn Signal

E11: Bert and Ernie and a Blessing of the People

E10: A Bear and a Bladder Infection

E09: Teenage Vampires and a White Russian

E08: An Epi-Pen and a Security Cat

E07: Too Many Hippies and Huevos Rancheros

E06: Smooth Jazz and a Weird Floaty Eye

E05: Poodle Fuzz and a Twinge of Jealousy

E04: Fancy Crackers and Giant Women

E03: A Seafaring Ancestor and a Bloomin' Onion

E02: Fish Town and Too Many Thank You's

E01: Twinkle Lights and Grandma Shoes

E22: Lockjaw and a Liquid Diet

E21: A Few Thongs and a Hawaiian Funeral

E20: A Cricket and a Hedge Made of Gold

E19: Tantric Sex and the Sprouted Flute

E18: Tush Push and Some Radishes

E17: Black Mold and an Old Hot Dog

E16: Martinis and a Sponge Bath

E15: Night Swimmin' and an English Muffin

E14: Roast Chicken and a Funny Story

E13: A Bouncy Castle and an Aneurysm

E12: Wind Chimes and a Bottomless Pit of Sadness

E11: Good Karma and the Big Weird

E10: A Safe Word and a Rib Eye

E09: Bad Hand and British Royalty

E08: Freckled Bananas and a Little Schwinn

E07: Cornbread and a Cashmere Onesie

E06: Xanax and a Baby Duck

E05: Blow and a Free McMuffin

E04: Curious George and the Big Red Nightmare

E03: Sparkling Water and Ba-Dinkers

E02: Sword Fights and a Dominican Shortstop

E01: High-Tops and Brown Jacket

E22: Atticus Finch and the Downtrodden

E21: Mahjong Sally and the Ecstasy

E20: Pure Evil and a Free Piece of Cheesecake

E19: A Catheter and a Dipsy-Doodle

E18: Beast Mode and Old People Kissing

E17: Caperberries and a Glass Eye

E16: Cornflakes and the Hair of Three Men

E15: Nazi Zombies and a Two-Hundred-Pound Baby

E14: Death, Death, Death and a Bucket of Chicken

E13: Sticky Hands and a Walk on the Wild Side

E12: Diabetic Lesbians and a Blushing Bride

E11: Cinderella and a Drunk MacGyver

E10: Quaaludes and Crackerjack

E09: My Little Pony and a Demerol Drip

E08: Snickerdoodle and a Nip Slip

E07: Kreplach and a Tiny Tush

E06: Horny-Goggles and a Catered Intervention

E05: A Pirate, Three Frogs and a Prince

E04: Sawdust and Brisket

E03: Mozzarella Sticks and a Gay Piano Bar

E02: Thigh Gap and a Rack of Lamb

E01: Terrorists and Gingerbread

E22: Fun Girl Stuff and Eternal Salvation

E21: Patient Zero and the Chocolate Fountain

E20: Sick Popes and a Red Ferrari

E19: Mashed Potatoes and a Little Nitrous

E18: Dropped Soap and a Big Guy on a Throne

E17: A Commemorative Coin and a Misshapen Head

E16: Dirty Money and a Woman Named Mike

E15: Turkey Meatballs and a Getaway Car

E14: Benito Poppins and a Warm Pumpkin

E13: Cheeseburger Salad and Jazz

E12: Kitty Litter and a Class A Felony

E11: Three Smiles and an Unpainted Ceiling

E10: Nudes and a Six-Day Cleanse

E09: Godzilla and a Sprig of Mint

E08: Free Therapy and a Dead Lady's Yard Sale

E07: Soapy Eyes and a Clean Slate

E06: Crazy Eyes and a Wet Brad Pitt

E05: Kimchi and a Monkey Playing Harmonica

E04: Forged Resumes and the Recommended Dosage

E03: Chicken Nuggets and a Triple Homicide

E02: Figgy Pudding and the Rapture

E01: Hepatitis and Lemon Zest

E22: Smokey Taylor and a Deathbed Confession

E21: Broken Dreams and Blocked Arteries

E20: Clumsy Monkeys and a Tilted Uterus

E19: Toilet Wine and the Earl of Sandwich

E18: Sonograms and Tube Tops

E17: Jail, Jail and Japanese Porn

E16: Nietzsche and a Beer Run

E15: Fireballs and Bullet Holes

E14: Leather Cribs and a Medieval Rack

E13: Hot Soup and Shingles

E12: Corned Beef and Handcuffs

E11: Cotton Candy and Blended Fish

E10: Belgian Waffles and Bathroom Privileges

E09: Zombies and Cobb Salad

E08: Big Sur and Strawberry Lube

E07: Estrogen and a Hearty Breakfast

E06: Abstinence and Pudding

E05: Six Thousand Bootleg T-Shirts and a Prada Handbag

E04: Loathing and Tube Socks

E03: A Small Nervous Meltdown and a Misplaced Fork

E02: A Pee Stick and an Asian Raccoon

E01: Pilot